The ego has (crash) landed!
CELEB Alpine sports show returned to Channel 4 with the revelation that Heather Mills does not waste much time when it comes to sliding down a Skeleton Bob.
She was that fast, I thought there must be an ageing and vulnerable millionaire pop star at the other end.
Perhaps she thought it was called the Skeleton Sir Bob?
Sadly for the “charity campaigner” – yeah, because that’s what you’re famous for, Heather – she was in a heat against He regained some pride with a huge leap professional athlete Louise Hazel. of 18 metres. I guess he is used to thriving It was a battle of Team GBs: Team Great in frosty environments – like his marriage Britain versus Team Geordie Barmpot. after he was caught motorboating that And the fruitcake crumbled. blonde bird in New Zealand.
Losing the heat meant that Heather Joey Essex will be fun to watch as had to battle for survival with a live well. He says his biggest fear is “hurting ski jump. She did so using a size 12 myself”. Don’t worry, Joe – as long as you foot borrowed from some Austrian land on your bonce, you’ll be fine. bloke called Karl. And if all else fails you can just amuse
I’ll bet Sir Paul McCartney feels yourself by keeping an eye on Richard and relieved now. OK, so she took the shirt Judy, who are there to support daughter of his back but at least he escaped Chloe Madeley. with all of his body parts. Every time Judy here’s the word “ice” her
She lost the jump-off, which was a eyes light up. Presumably because she shame because Mills makes brilliant thinks it must be time for another G&T. CHANNEL 4 documentary
is set in “Paradise” – a five-storey gaff in Stuttgart.
Prostitution is basically legal in Germany, whereas the laws here are getting tighter.
“That’s because you don’t need brothels in London,” said one cheeky Hun, “you just go into any pub and get a blowjob off a fat, drunk girl.”
Hey, you cheeky swine! That’s our Great British women folk you are slagging off, so get your facts straight.
Sometimes you have to buy them a drink first. television. It would have been fun to watch her monstrous ego dwarf the Matterhorn.
But don’t fret because there is plenty of other reasons to watch this show, which has definitely improved since last year’s dubious debut.
Mike Tindall losing his Skeleton Bob race to camp dancer Louie Spence, for example, was a laugh. Normally the only fruit that an English rugby player fears is a Kiwi. ANOTHER round of blind auditions on BBC1 talent show The Voice saw a performance by a trumpet-playing Yorkshirewoman who billed herself as “Dawn with the horn”.
Apparently she started out as “the lass on the brass” – and she will perhaps finish her musical career as “the crone on trombone”.
We also met a woman who claimed to have nearly been in girlband The Saturdays. Yeah, I’ve got a few bullshitting mates who’ve said the same, luv.