MAN GETS PRIZE COW PREG­NANT!

Midweek Sport - - FRONT PAGE - By MY­DRIM JONES [email protected]­daysport.co.uk

A FARMER said last night that one of his cows had been made preg­nant… by a BLOKE.

Hor­ri­fied Rus­tico Sarno reck­ons he caught perv Andy Loyola bum­ming the pride of his herd at five in the morn­ing.

And she is now ex­pect­ing a calf de­spite NEVER mat­ing with a bull.

Rus­tico pointed the fin­ger at 46-year-old Loyola for im­preg­nat­ing the cow, adding: “There’s no way she could be preg­nant by a bull. She’s never been near one.

“This sick man is to blame af­ter go­ing in­side her. There’s no other op­tion.

“I caught him in the act. I’d left the cow to graze by the side of the road and found this man hav­ing sex with her.

Crea­ture

“Lord knows what kind of crea­ture they will pro­duce.”

Cops con­firmed that the white cow would be tested to try to find out just how she got up the duff.

They sus­pect Loyola was high on dope dur­ing the sor­did sex ses­sion.

And var­i­ous drug para­pher­na­lia was seized from him dur­ing his ar­rest in Cavite near the Philip­pines cap­i­tal of Manila.

Po­lice re­vealed he has shagged two other cows in dif­fer­ent ar­eas.

Rus­tico, 50, added: “He also mo­lested some of my other an­i­mals, in­clud­ing horses, goats and a wa­ter buf­falo.”

Loyola is be­ing held in jail fac­ing charges of vi­o­lat­ing the An­i­mal Wel­fare Act.

PREG­GERS: Farmer Rus­tico with cow

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