MAN GETS PRIZE COW PREGNANT!
A FARMER said last night that one of his cows had been made pregnant… by a BLOKE.
Horrified Rustico Sarno reckons he caught perv Andy Loyola bumming the pride of his herd at five in the morning.
And she is now expecting a calf despite NEVER mating with a bull.
Rustico pointed the finger at 46-year-old Loyola for impregnating the cow, adding: “There’s no way she could be pregnant by a bull. She’s never been near one.
“This sick man is to blame after going inside her. There’s no other option.
“I caught him in the act. I’d left the cow to graze by the side of the road and found this man having sex with her.
“Lord knows what kind of creature they will produce.”
Cops confirmed that the white cow would be tested to try to find out just how she got up the duff.
They suspect Loyola was high on dope during the sordid sex session.
And various drug paraphernalia was seized from him during his arrest in Cavite near the Philippines capital of Manila.
Police revealed he has shagged two other cows in different areas.
Rustico, 50, added: “He also molested some of my other animals, including horses, goats and a water buffalo.”
Loyola is being held in jail facing charges of violating the Animal Welfare Act.
PREGGERS: Farmer Rustico with cow