Show has lost its X Factor!

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WHAT a let-down, Simon Cowell!

I have been absolutely loving this series of The X Factor but the first live shows over the weekend left me REALLY disappointed.

I thought it was crap to be honest, and I’m not surprised that more people decided to switch over to The Antiques Roadshow on BBC1.

I don’t understand what they were thinking, but as I was watching it I just didn’t like it at all compared to other years. The theme was really cheesy and the song choices were HORRENDOUS.

Who cares about these old outdated songs, we want to hear current music, not the same old shit we see every year!

Even the group song with all of the contestants at the start was painful to watch.

At first I thought there was something wrong with the sound on my TV – but then I realised it just sounded terrible.

I did agree with who was booted off though. I can’t stand Bupsi Brown – what an annoying woman. Her voice went through me.

And Alien Uncovered just gave me a headache with all of their jazzy coloured outfits and dance routines.

I don’t know what happened with them, I thought they were really good from the start but maybe they were just not right for the show.

I’m hoping next week will be an improvement but I think Simon needs to take a look at the panel and ask himself why Nick Grimshaw is sat there.

Just because he works in radio and presses a few buttons every morning, that doesn’t mean he knows what he is doing.

Just the sound of his voice does my head in – he reminds me of Lily Savage.

I absolutely love Rita Ora though – she’s great and I think she’s exactly what the show needs.

If you ask me Simon should bring Louis back and give Nick the boot. TOM Jones announced this week that he is going to have DNA tests done to find out whether his ancestors were black. He reckons people have said he is just ‘passing as white’ and folk always assumed he was black when they heard his deep voice and because of his thick, curly hair.

The story caught my eye because it’s something I have thought about myself. I have features and genetic characteristics that are more typical of other racial groups so I’ve always wondered where my ancestors were from.

I’ve said to family and friends in the past that I think I could have black ancestry – so I’d be really interested to find out.

Maybe I’ll do a test one day, too! AXED: Bupsi STARS: Monica

and Daniel MY nan turns an impressive 95 today so I just want to wish her a very happy birthday! I won’t get to celebrate with her in person because she lives up north but I know she will be reading this – so happy birthday, Grandma Williams!

She is a regular reader and even has the delivered to her house. She keeps up to speed with what I’m getting up to by reading my weekly column, so I know she’ll see this.

My nan is a very strong lady and still lives at home on her own. Keep going strong Grandma, we all want you to get your special telegram from the Queen when you reach 100! I FINALLY got to see the new James Bond film Spectre this week and I was blown away by it.

It was brilliant and I loved how they brought back all the old school baddies! And I thought Daniel Craig was just amazing – he is my favourite 007 actor.

And to be honest even if the film was a load of rubbish I would have still paid to watch him in action – he is such a hunky man!

I thought Monica Belluci looked gorgeous, too – so sexy in stockings and suspenders, and she’s over 50!

I strongly recommend you should all go and see it! I HAD such a busy weekend working on the webcam. I got loads of invitations to go to Halloween parties on Saturday, but I’m so glad I turned them all down, because it was the busiest night I have had on cam in ages!

I had so much fun, it was fantastic. I think all of you naughty, horny guys must have been counting down the minutes until your other halves took the kids out trick or treating!

As soon as the sun went down on Saturday, went crazy. I couldn’t believe how many of you were logging on. So I want to say thank you to all of my fans, I had an amazing night and was glad I stayed in.