Cock ’n’ balls bandit nicked

A MAN who painted dozens of cock ’n’ balls on potholes in the road – in a bid to draw attention to them – has been arrested.

Cliff Pryor, 27, was caught by police in the middle of spraypainting a giant knob when he was taken in and charged with criminal mischief.

He is denying any guilt, saying instead that he was simply “performing a civic duty”.

Speaking from his home in Dade County, Florida, US, Cliff said: “One pothole had been there for eight months. It was fixed after just 48 hours when I painted it.”