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Randy landlady offers me X-rated overtime!

AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATIO­N

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MY missus has a thing about her belly button which she told me about on our wedding night more then 30 years ago.

She likes me to lick around it and wiggle my little finger in it while I’m tickling her clit or tonguing her out.

I’ve always been happy to do this but recently I’ve found it difficult to co-ordinate my belly and pussy combinatio­n.

I thought she would be understand­ing but she seems to think that I’m losing interest in shagging her and sulks if I don’t service her exactly how I used to.

What should I do? SIT down and talk to her. If she knows how much you want to please her you should be able to find a compromise. THERE’S a woman who has started work at my office who has all the blokes drooling to get in her knickers.

After her first week we all went to the pub and I managed to pull her ahead of the rest of the lads.

We ended up back at my place and she gave me a nosh and I licked her out.

I thought I was on to a good thing but the next time I saw her she said she had a boyfriend and that she doesn’t want to shag me. I’m gutted. Do you think I should put the graft in and keep trying or should I move on to another lady at the office – there’s a pretty tasty blonde with massive knockers in accounts who has been giving me the eye? GO for the blonde – but make sure she’s single first. I’M a 20-year-old male student and work a couple of nights a week in my local pub which has just been taken over by a couple in their mid to late thirties.

The wife, a redhead with a great pair of tits, is running the place while her husband works away most of the time.

Last week she asked me to help her fix a wardrobe door in her bedroom in the flat above the boozer.

I’m not exactly skilled at doing DIY jobs but thought I’d give it a whirl.

So I followed her upstairs to the apartment, where she found some of her hubby’s tools and I got cracking.

Halfway through, I turned round and she was lay there on GW, North Wales GH, Bromsgrove the bed – totally NAKED!

She’d quietly stripped off and was now grinning at me and beckoning me over to her.

Well, I was soon rock-hard and went down on her shaven minge and licked her out before f***ing her doggy-style.

Afterwards she told me that she and her husband have an open relationsh­ip and I could join them for a threesome if I was up for it. She says she’ll even pay me overtime, too!

I’m worried that if I decline her offer, they might sack me. What should I do?

BT, Preston

Dani says…

KEEP your head down and stay the right side of the bar. Try and avoid the pair of them if you can. And maybe look for another job!

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