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All the best, Joel’s penis x

JUNGLE STAR’S TODGER SENDS ‘SEX TAPE’ LETTER!

- By BECCA STUBBS becca@sundayspor­t.co.uk

I’M A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! runner-up Joel Dommett’s PENIS has written a letter.

The 31-year-old funnyman had an X-rated Skype video leaked to the media just as he was entering the Australian jungle.

He hasn’t taking it lying down either and as well as joking about the wanking video during his jungle stint, he’s now written a letter.

However, the hilarious note has been penned by Joel’s PENIS as ‘damage limitation­s’ after pictures and videos surfaced on the internet.

It reads: “The following is a statement written by Joel’s penis before it went, with Joel, into the Jungle.

“His penis wrote this as damage limitation just in case pictures of it arose in the tabloids and on the internet while Joel was in there and penis was unable to defend itself.”

“Recently, after being a relative recluse for Joel’s entire life, after a stupid error on Joel’s part there are now pictures of me, ‘Joel’s part’ on the internet.

“I was quite happy being a completely unknown penis and this new-found fame is frankly horrific for me and Joel.”

Joel spoke about his leaked sex tape at length in the jungle and explained

he was tricked into the sex session.

Warning

Someone pretended to be a woman who tricked Joel into the Skype video and then leaked the explicit clip on the internet. Titled ‘A Statement From Joel’s penis’ the unusual Facebook post also links to a BBC News article warning people against Skype sex. Comedian Joel finished second in the ITV reality show, losing out on the top spot to Gogglebox’s Scarlett Moffatt, 26.

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DEFENCE: Comic Joel
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