AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I LOVE having sex – my first serious boyfriend left me because every time we went out I’d be gagging for a shag.

It didn’t matter where we were – in the woods, in the park, a bus shelter, a phonebox – I’d always make sure I got my oats.

One time we were at the cinema and I got the urge, so I started rubbing his cock and then dragged him off to the loos.

We had a big argument because he said he’d missed the film and couldn’t I wait until after it had finished?

But my favourite place for a quickie is in the changing rooms of clothes shops. Sadly, my fella would never be able to perform in such a place. So we split up and since then I’ve found plenty of men who’ll go for it. I’m starting a new job next week so I can’t wait to have sex in the office, too. I fantasise about knee-tremblers on the photocopier.

JW, Huddersfield TRY it on the boss’s desk at night – when all the other staff have gone home! SINCE my long-term girlfriend left me last year I have been forced to pay hookers for their services.

It all started when I got a bit lonely and I needed to feel the touch of a woman.

So I took myself off to a local brothel where I was introduced to a selection of very attractive ladies.

Over the following weeks I tried all sorts of different girls but now I’ve got a regular session with a 27-year-old lady. She’s good-looking and the sex is amazing. OK, I have to pay for it, but she’ll let me do anything – including anal and watersports – and I really feel there is a bit of a relationship developing between us.

Do you think we have any kind of a future together, or am I being hopelessly stupid? FS, Birmingham DON’T get too close – she’s a working girl and probably has lots of other male clients.