JIZZ -MAS CAKE!
Students’ spunky icing for teacher
THREE pupils added SPUNK to their Xmas cake icing in a cookery class – then fed the treat to their teacher!
Investigators said the students, both aged 14, went to the loo during class, masturbated into containers and then mixed the fluid into the frosting when they returned to class.
The 58-year-old teacher sampled the turnovers and noticed they didn’t taste quite right.
The teacher learned that the icing was tainted with jizz from a snitch who reported overhearing the boys discuss their plan.
Frosting
Police were called to the school to interview the teens and the three admitted they had planned to mix semen into the turnover and present it to the teacher for sampling.
Two admitted they’d actually placed their semen into the frosting, while the third said he decided not to take part in the prank at the last minute.
Initially, the students were booked for “minor assault,” but it later turned out there was no law covering spunking into icing.
They could face tough disciplinary action from officials at Westside High School in Omaha, Nebraska, who issued a statement which read: “An incident took place involving three students and a staff member.
“We will not commenon specifics involved in this case, other than to say we offer our complete support to the staff member involved.”