AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

AN old school friend of mine and I always had this thing about girls with “gobbling” mouths.

Before either of us had ever had a blowjob we’d sit ogling girls and choosing our ideal “gobble”.

As we got older we’d go on pub and club crawls spotting girls with just the right size and curvature of the lips, and rate them out of 10.

Eventually, we both cracked our “oral virginity” and were delighted to find that all that we had imagined about being sucked off was true. Now we’re both happily married and clearly don’t have the chance for oral other than with our partners.

But when we meet up for a few jars we still rate birds on their blowjob gobs. What do you think?

MP, South London YOU both deserve a right mouthful! EVER since my hubby walked out on me three months ago I’ve cried myself – well, fingered myself – to sleep most nights.

The one thing I used to love in the bedroom was what he called “finger pie”. I would lie there naked, my legs wide apart, and he’d play with my fanny lips before inserting one, then two, then three and sometimes four fingers in me and give me a good seeing-to.

Since he’s gone my sex drive seems to have gone up rather than down, and I now find myself playing with my pussy night after night.

Do you think this is normal? DF, Norwich THERE’S nothing wrong with masturbation, but maybe it’s time to start another fella to finger you.