Randy wife goes ba­nanas for fruity sex ses­sions!

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I’M a 32-year-old bloke with a healthy sex­ual ap­petite, in con­trast to my wife who has turned into a frigid lump of lard. Be­fore we were wed she would hap­pily take my hard eight-incher in her mouth and suck me off. And I was ad­ven­tur­ous when it came to shag­ging. I would go down on her, lap­ping at her moist fanny un­til a tidal wave of her hot juices flooded into my mouth and all over my chin. And I re­mem­ber one time when she left me tied up in the bed­room with silk scarves, in prepa­ra­tion for a kinky bondage ses­sion. I could hear her rum­mag­ing about down­stairs for some­thing and when she re­turned to the bed­room a few min­utes later I was in for the thrill of my life. She had a cou­ple of ba­nanas and was wear­ing a saucy grin on her face. She took the first one and, spread­ing her wet pussy lips, plunged it in to her drip­ping fanny – over and over. She thrust it deep and hard un­til the skin burst and she screamed in ec­stacy as her juices min­gled with the sticky mashed banana – it was a treat to gob­ble up! Then it was my turn. She rolled me on to my front and pro­ceeded to ease the sec­ond banana up my arse! Again the skin burst, cov­er­ing us in more mashed banana – which we then licked off each other’s sweaty bod­ies.

Night af­ter night we used all sorts of fruit and toys on each other – our sex ses­sions usu­ally fin­ish­ing with me un­load­ing a stream of hot spunk on to her face and tits.

We even went on­line and bought a sex swing. Christ! The things we did on that.

I can’t be­lieve I got to work in a morn­ing af­ter an­other noc­tur­nal ses­sion of slam­ming the salami into her while she rocked back­wards and for­wards. But now sex has re­ally gone off the boil. We just do it in the mis­sion­ary po­si­tion be­cause she sim­ply can’t be both­ered to do any­thing dif­fer­ent.

Mostly she just wanks me off which, to be hon­est, she is great at and makes me cum buck­ets. But I’m wor­ried I am en­joy­ing hand re­lief more than sex. And her weight has bal­looned, too. How can I get out of this ter­ri­ble mess?

KL, Brent­ford

Kelly says…

BUY some fresh ba­nanas and tie her up!

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