HOLE LOT OF LOVE! Man complains to Morrisons he can’t have sex with their ‘whole’ doughnuts
MORRISONS showed they have a sense of humour when a customer said he couldn’t put his COCK in one of their doughnuts.
He wrote a message to the shop’s Twitter account saying: “Oi. There’s no ring in my donuts how I’m I supposed to put these on my willy and get my girlfriend to eat them off now.”
Instead of ignoring his cheeky Tweet a customer service team member called Cam wrote back to the bloke, saying: “Improvise.” don’t know my mrs she’s very demanding.”
The exchange ended when Cam told Silverfox to always let everything chill for two minutes.
Meanwhile social media expert Rick Dean reckons the witty exchange could be worth £500,000 in publicity.
He explained: “This may be a lighthearted bit of fun but when big companies’ social media sites show they have a sense of humour in can do wonders for sales.
“This latest thread will be in everyone’s Twitter feed – and all over the newspapers.
“If you had to buy that sort of publicity it would easily cost half a million quid.
“A lot of companies should take note of this.”