HOLE LOT OF LOVE! Man com­plains to Mor­risons he can’t have sex with their ‘whole’ dough­nuts

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MOR­RISONS showed they have a sense of hu­mour when a cus­tomer said he couldn’t put his COCK in one of their dough­nuts.

He wrote a mes­sage to the shop’s Twit­ter ac­count say­ing: “Oi. There’s no ring in my donuts how I’m I sup­posed to put th­ese on my willy and get my girl­friend to eat them off now.”

In­stead of ig­nor­ing his cheeky Tweet a cus­tomer ser­vice team mem­ber called Cam wrote back to the bloke, say­ing: “Im­pro­vise.” don’t know my mrs she’s very de­mand­ing.”

The ex­change ended when Cam told Sil­ver­fox to al­ways let ev­ery­thing chill for two min­utes.

Mean­while so­cial me­dia ex­pert Rick Dean reck­ons the witty ex­change could be worth £500,000 in pub­lic­ity.

He ex­plained: “This may be a light­hearted bit of fun but when big com­pa­nies’ so­cial me­dia sites show they have a sense of hu­mour in can do won­ders for sales.

“This lat­est thread will be in every­one’s Twit­ter feed – and all over the news­pa­pers.

“If you had to buy that sort of pub­lic­ity it would eas­ily cost half a mil­lion quid.

“A lot of com­pa­nies should take note of this.”

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