WORK A DAY IN HAND! W*nk breaks ‘would im­prove pro­duc­tiv­ity’

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IT’S OF­FI­CIAL! The best way to im­prove staff pro­duc­tiv­ity is to let them BASH ONE OUT at work.

Ac­cord­ing to a new ar­ti­cle, al­low­ing your em­ploy­ees to have a quick wank can lead to a boost in out­put and cre­ativ­ity in the of­fice.

Much like paid hol­i­days, flex­i­ble work­ing hours and bonus pack­ages, ex­perts be­lieve mas­tur­bat­ing in the of­fice loos is a ben­e­fi­cial perk for work­ers.

By let­ting mem­bers of staff nip to the toi­lets to plea­sure them­selves on ‘mas­tur­ba­tion breaks’, bosses can help re­duce stress and make the of­fice a more pleas­ant work­ing en­vi­ron­ment.

And it’s not just horny blokes who reck­ons this would be ben­e­fi­cial – psy­chol­ogy boffins have backed up the claims.

Psy­chol­o­gist Dr Cliff Ar­nall said: “‘I would ex­pect a mas­tur­ba­tion pol­icy to re­sult in more fo­cus, less ag­gres­sion, higher pro­duc­tiv­ity, and more smil­ing.

“Cer­tainly tak­ing a mas­tur­ba­tion break for bore­dom or an es­cape would in­crease work fo­cus.”

And while this might seem a bit rude, more than 40 per cent of work­ers in New York con­fessed that they al­ready pull the pud dur­ing of­fice hours!

In a sur­vey car­ried out by Guyfi al­most half of men in the Big Ap­ple said they found a wank at work was the per­fect way to de­stress.

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