AGONY QUICKIES

Midweek Sport - - AGONY -

MY new girl­friend in­sists that she’s al­ler­gic to my man juice so I have to pull on a con­dom each time we have sex.

I much pre­fer to go bare­back and I think she might just be say­ing this so that I use pro­tec­tion.

Is there any way I can test her the­ory with­out stick­ing my meat into her with­out a johnny on, and hop­ing she doesn’t swell up an cut off the blood sup­ply to my knob?

JC, north Lon­don

Ash­leigh says…

DO you want sex or not? You blokes whinge when you can’t get it, then you moan when you do!

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