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MY mum’s best mate is a still-tasty blonde of 39. I’m 18 and I’ve fancied her for ages.
She flirted with me a lot, but on my 18th birthday in December the flirting ended and the shagging began.
About a month before my birthday I was giving her a lift home from the pub when she said I could have a special present on my big day – her!
She then gave me a blowjob and said shagging her would be even better. On my birthday I went round to her house when her hubby was at work and she was wearing just stockings.
Her massive tits looked so good and we went to her bedroom. She sucked me off and after I’d exploded in her mouth she told me to tongue her, then to f**k her in both holes.
I’ve shagged her often since then. Shagging birds my own age just isn’t the the same. What should I do? KEEP screwing your mum’s mate – but make sure her hubby doesn’t catch you. JELLY is a funny thing, isn’t it? My missus indulges me with all manner of different flavours and shapes and I never get tired of eating the stuff.
But it got me thinking – what if I made a jelly mould in the shape of a woman with a working vagina?
I kept the thought to myself and whenever the wife was out shopping I nipped out to the shed at the bottom of the garden.
It took a few trips to make the mould and then I got a load of jelly and poured it in. The result was fantastic!
There was my jelly princess lying on her back, her legs spread with mountainous breasts quivering and an invitingly sweet slit.
I ice-creamed her up and got stuck in. But just as I was about to cum, her head fell off and I went limp.
Do you have any ideas? TRY stiffening her neck with some wafers. KJ, Glasgow
PAY her – she has earned it! I TP, Essex DV, Norwich