Man hit by car reacted by getting cock out

…AND DON’T FORGET CAROL OFF BBC BREAKFAST!

POLICE are hunting a bloke who whipped his COCK out after being hit by a car.

Bouhlel Barhoumi was handcuffed for performing a sex act in the middle of the road after a car knocked him down and drove off.

Barhoumi, 44, got up and threw his watch at another vehicle, causing £250 worth of damage, before exposing himself.

When a man got out of the car, Barhoumi started kicking it before assaulting the driver in Maidstone, Kent.

Barhoumi then fondled himself in the direction of the female passenger while shouting: “You can’t have this, you want this, you’ve never had anything like this.”

He was arrested and charged with criminal damage, two counts of assault and outraging public decency.

Barhoumi was due to stand trial at Maidstone Magistrates’ Court but failed to turn up on two occasions. He was convicted in his absence.

The court heard the defendant had been crossing the road at the junction, despite the pedestrian signal being red, when he was clipped.

A warrant has been issued for his arrest. SCOTLAND’S First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has announced that she wants a SECOND referendum on independence – a move which could lead to the UK saying goodbye to this bevy of stunnas.

SNP leader Nicola, 46, revealed on Monday she’d be asking Westminster for another vote just three years after Scotland voted AGAINST it.

If she gets her way and Scots choose to leave, we could be saying farewell to the likes of TV presenter Lorraine Kelly, 57, and Game of Thrones firecracker Rose Leslie, 30, who both hail from north of the border.

Julie Graham, 51, and Carol Smillie, 55, are another pair of TV babes who’ve whipped out their racks too.

Anyway, here’s a celebration of Highland hooters...