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I STARTED a windowcleaning round on a new estate a couple of months ago and already there’s a few housewives who have lured me inside to squirt my water in them!

One of them, a curvy 40-something brunette, is a bit of a nympho and loves me giving it to her doggy-style before she finishes me off with an expert blowjob.

Another – in her early fifties but still in good nick with huge tits – loves to go on top and rides me like crazy with her boobs bouncing wildly in front of me until I spurt my man juice up her.

There’s a couple more who are also up for a good shagging and I reckon I spend more time keeping these randy women satisfied than I do cleaning their windows.

But I’ve started to notice that I’m earning less and less money because I can’t complete my round. What should I do?

CE, Newcastle IT’S your choice. Clean up on the dirty housewives or stick to cleaning windows. MY girlfriend has always been sexually adventurous but recently she has taken things even further by developing a fetish for having dangerous sex… in supermarket toilets!

It started a few months ago when we sneaked into the ladies’ loo at Asda and had a quick bonk in one of the cabins, with me sat on the toilet seat and her riding fast and hard on top of me.

I must admit it was pretty thrilling, knowing that someone could walk in any time and hear what was going on.

Since then, we’ve done it numerous times in other supermarket toilets and we’ve nearly been caught on the job a few times.

Now the novelty is wearing off for me, but my girlfriend doesn’t want it to stop because she says our ‘shopping trips’ give her the best orgasms she’s ever had.

What should I do? DB, Leicester IT’S time to flush this bizarre practice down the pan.