Back of pub romp with boozed-up mum-in-law

Email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP

I was totally turned on by the idea and we quickly agreed to play our favourite sex game together, in front of the camera. The ‘script’ goes along the lines of me pretending to be a workman who finds a beautiful but frustrated housewife crying out for a good screwing. We set up the camera in the kitchen and she put on her sauciest nightie. Then I rang the front door bell and she let me in. I was pretending to fix the tumble dryer in the kitchen as she bent over, showing her bare arse. Then she sank to her knees and BEFORE I met my wife I had a fling with her mum – who was the busty barmaid in my local pub.

Recently, I got pissed and ended up giving her one again.

She came on strong to me and, in my own defence, I’ll say she was always a great screw.

It all began after I’d had a bit of a row with her daughter and I was drowning my sorrows in the boozer.

As the karaoke was winding up for the evening, the mother-inlaw came over.

She’d obviously sunk a few herself during the evening and we went on a bit of a ride down memory lane, recalling the good times we’d had in bed together.

Then she started rubbing my cock and giving me a snog “just for old time’s sake”, she insisted.

Before I could stop her, she dragged me out the back of the pub into the yard and pulled up her skirt.

She fished out my stiff cock and went down on her knees before taking my full length in her mouth.

I’d forgotten how expert she was at giving blowjobs and I could feel my man juice welling up.

She stopped in the nick of time, pushed me back against the wall and guided me inside her, moaning with pleasure as I shafted her.

But after I’d shot my load, she suddenly turned nasty and said she ought to tell my wife about what I’d done.

Now I’m scared shitless that she really will let on to my missus and ruin our marriage. What can I do?

DM, South Yorks

Sam says…

IF you think she really is serious, your only course of action is to confess to your wife first – and face the consequences. MY neighbour’s wife is blonde, mid-forties, a real looker with big knockers and a seductive smile.

Recently, she made it clear to me that her door is always open if I want to come in for nookie.

I’m married with two teenage kids, but I have to admit I’m tempted to take up her offer. Any advice?

RH, Manchester

Sam says…

DON’T do it.