Half-time sex got me a full-time ban
I’M writing to you as I’m in a right state having just lost an appeal with my local football club.
I love the club and have been going there since I was a kid, but thanks to a silly mistake back in March I’ve been banned from the ground for good.
I was at a match that day and my team were playing such tripe my eyes started to wander.
I noticed a blonde a few rows away giving me the eye and when the whistle blew I went up to her as she queued for her half-time drink.
We talked about our team being crap and she blurted out that she’d fancied me for ages.
Then she led me to a cubicle in the ladies where I lifted her shirt and started licking her hard nips.
She unzipped my jeans, put my stiffening cock in her mouth and sucked me till I blew.
Someone must have heard because when we came out for the second half, a steward chucked me out.
I was banned for “lewd behaviour” and with just a month to go before the new season I’m stuffed. Help!
Ava says…
UNLUCKY – but at least you won’t have to watch your go down!