CLARA G

ACCOUNTANT Henry Dryden studies numbers for a living – but there’s one number he rates higher than most and that’s beauty Clara G’s 32D’s.

The maths whizz, 46, spends his days totting up figures but he really enjoys the sight of curvy curvy totty Clara G, 31, when he can.

Henry, from Guisborough, said: “Everyone thinks accountants are dull and stiff but I get really stiff for Clara.

“I’m a typical bloke and I love nothing more than ogling her bare boobs. Can I have another look?”