Midweek Sport

AGONY QUICKIE

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Dear Ava,

I WENT on my cousin’s stag do to Dublin the other week.

I’m 36 and married and I didn’t really want to go because most of his mates are louts.

By 11pm the lot of them were pissed – I was quite merry too – and we went to a knocking shop.

I tagged along more out of curiosity than anything, but when I got there I fell for one of the hookers.

She was dark-haired, slim and very cute.

We chatted about our background­s and she was happy that I didn’t want a shag.

I agreed to meet her the next day for lunch but she never turned up.

Now my wife has found out about the brothel visit and won’t believe me when I say I didn’t dip my wick.

I’m also still smitten with the hooker. What should I do?

GT, Norfolk

Ava says…

FORGET her – she’s a working girl. Put your energy into saving your relationsh­ip with your wife – and don’t go on any more stag dos!

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