I rode cyclist who knocked me down

Dear Bexi,

I GOT knocked down outside my home a couple of weeks ago and for a time it made me the happiest man alive!

I was on my way to the paper shop when a cyclist came careering round the corner and knocked me for six.

I escaped with a few cuts and jumped up ready to give the cyclist a mouthful. But I was stopped in my tracks when I saw that it was the blonde who lives a few doors up from me.

She apologised and then I noticed that the collision had caused a cut on her leg which was bleeding.

I seized the moment, telling her the injury looked in need of treating. Then I led her and her bike to my house and got her to lay on the sofa while I tenderly dressed her wound.

She was in some pain – and soon so was I as my dick quickly rose in my pants at the sight of her lying there in her Lycra shorts and top.

She noticed my bulge and rubbed me through my kecks as I applied a plaster to the gash on her leg.

I wasn’t slow to take the hint. I eased off her shorts and buried my face in her other gash, which was hot and sweaty from her exertions on her bike.

After I lapped at her fanny we swapped round and she gave my rod a good sucking before we had hard and fast sex.

We’ve become an item, in fact, but the problem is that she now wants me to join her on bike rides and I’m nowhere near as fit as she is. What can I do? CB, Cheshire

Bexi says… Bulge

ENOUGH sex with her should soon get you fit.