Liam cuts up Noel in blast over scissors

THE Gallagher brothers are fueding again – clashing over a pair of SCISSORS.

Noel, 50, appeared with his band High Flying Birds on Later with Jools Holland last week and was joined by a woman playing the scissors on stage.

It caused younger brother Liam to unleash a tirade of abuse against his former Oasis bandmate.

Liam ( above), 45, said: “I’m gonna have someone sharpening a pencil at my gig. It’s gonna properly blow people’s minds.

“Or, I’ll peel a banana or something live on air, that’ll be good. Maybe get a sticker book out and like, put stickers in it.

“With the right crowd and if you give them enough booze, I think it’ll go down well.

“It’s alright if you’re 20 and you’re off your head on mushrooms, but the guy’s 50 now, you know what I mean?

“If he’s really trying to convince people that playing scissors is the right way to go about business, he needs a big, long, lie down.” MORE than 10,000 seashells had to be crushed to make the purple dye to colour a single Roman toga