(THEN THE STEW EXPLODED)

SCREAMS: But pair claim they were bonking, not biffing PLASTIC surgery fanatic Jocelyn Wildenstein and fashion designer fiancé Lloyd Klein have denied having a late night fight – insisting they injured themselves having SEX.

The loved-up pair plan to wed next year, but their 14-year romance took another wild turn on Sunday when neighbours heard screaming coming from their apartment.

Cops arrested both after arriving at 1am to find a shattered casserole dish on the kitchen floor, bruises to Wildenstein’s neck and arms, and a cut to Klein’s forehead.

The initial criminal complaint says they accused one another of inflicting the wounds. scalding food off his legs and says he slipped and fell, suffering a small cut to the forehead.

Wildenstein checked he was okay, but before long the couple had moved to the bedroom and started to have sex.

Klein said: “The neighbours probably heard all this and assumed someone was being murdered.

“I can see why it looked like a fight with the food on the floor and the little bit of blood – but I can assure you it wasn’t that.” CURVY Charlie Rose dreams of joining the Mile High Club with a hot stranger she meets at the airport.

Charlie, 26, from Islington, London, says that shagging on an aeroplane is her ultimate fantasy – especially if its no-strings sex with a complete stranger.

The 34D stunna said: “I think my biggest fantasy is joining the Mile High Club!

“I know it’s an obvious cliché, but it’s a real turn-on.

“I do a lot of travelling, so I always find myself getting bored during flights or at airports.

“I just think that it would be a really fun place for no-strings-attached sex.

“At airports, there are always a few attractive guys. Wouldn’t it be naughty just to have a flirt and see what happens?

“You could just hook up and then go your separate ways – no worries!”