AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

MY mother-in-law is a dirty cow. She’s a busty brunette in her mid-40s. I’m 26 and she’s always flashing her tits and whispering what she’d like to do to me.

The other day she came round and she was wearing a little leather skirt. She sat on the sofa opposite me, spread her legs and she wasn’t wearing any knickers.

I’d not been getting it off the missus and was feeling randy, so I let her give me a blowjob.

After I’d come on her face, she led me to the bedroom. She stripped off and I licked her shaved fanny before screwing her in loads of different positions.

She was loving it and is very energetic in bed, unlike the missus, and even loves anal!

She has since told me that I can have her whenever I want and she won’t tell anybody. I’m tempted. What do you reckon?

TJ, Swindon FOR your wife’s sake, end this affair now. THE toilets of a fast-food restaurant may not be the most romantic location for a bout of “hide the bone” – but it served me well.

I’m a 22-year-old labourer and often pop into this popular burger place for lunch. One day last week I was tucking into my meal when I heard giggling by my side.

It was the old “My mate fancies you” routine. I looked across and this gorgeous 19-year-old winked at me.

I went over and sat next to her and straight away she grabbed my nuts and started to snog me.

I took her to the toilets, where I quickly pulled down her tracksuit bottoms, tugged her thong to one side and stuck in my beef. It was all over quickly but it was really f**king ace. I tried to fix up another date, but she said I’d have to bone her mate first. She’s a big fat heffer. What should I do? BOTH of them together! GD, Kent