Does Roo get it 3 times a week?
(MAKE SURE YOU DO!)
SOCCER superstar Wayne Rooney likes things in threes – which is why it would come as no surprise to us if he was one of the lucky readers who get the Sport three times a week.
And you should join him – because if you aren’t, you’re missing out big style!
We all know Wayne famously had a threesome with Big
Brother babe Helen Wood, 31, and Love Island hottie Jenny Thompson, 28, back in 2010 when both girls were working as escorts.
He’s clearly into his ‘threes’ as he showed last week when he struck from inside his own half for Everton to complete his seventh hat-trick in the Premier League.
Pleasure
So it’s a fair bet he scores another hat-trick every week by getting Sunday Sport, Midweek
Sport and Weekend Sport for maximum pleasure!
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Three times a week we deliver more babes, laughs and outrageous news stories than ANY of our sad, dull, downmarket tabloid rivals.
Who needs the boobless Sun or the wafer-thin Star when you can get sizzling Sport all week long? So don’t just make today your
Sport- day, enjoy the fun all week long with ALL THREE papers!
Sunday Sport’s on sale Sunday, Monday and Tuesday, then you can get your Midweek fix of fun on Wednesday or Thursday before
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