VIAGRA CLOUD GIVES VILLAGE STIFFY!

RESIDENTS of a tiny Irish village where Viagra is manufactured say fumes from a nearby factory give them a HARD time.

Pharmaceutical company Pfizer have produced the erectile dysfunction drug in Ringaskiddy, Co. Cork for the last two decades.

But locals have claimed their proximity to the plant and its “love fumes” have been giving local men – and even their canine pals – huge sexual powers.

Barmaid Debbie O’Grady said: “One whiff and you’re stiff. We’ve been getting the love fumes for years now – for free!”

Ms O’Grady’s mother, Sadie, said that living in Ringaskiddy is a blessing for men who suffer “problems in that department”, adding that there is “something in the air”. myth, but there were no hard feelings.

“Our manufacturing processes have always been sophisticated as well as being highly regulated,” they said.

However, residents remain scared stiff that something more sinister is going on.

Psychiatric nurse Fiona Toomey, who recently returned to the village after five years in America, said that local dogs “walk around in a state of sexual excitement”.

“I think that Viagra must have got into the water supply,” she said.

“I’m convinced that’s what happened at the very beginning before they were so closely regulated.”