NOEL: I CAN’T BE ARSED WITH A KNIGHTHOOD!

ROCKER Noel Gallagher says he can’t be BOTHERED to accept a knighthood – should he ever be lucky enough to get one.

The former Oasis star said he wouldn’t be arsed dressing up for a knighthood ceremony at Buckingham Palace and instead would prefer his accolade to be delivered by DRONE.

Noel said: “Would I accept a knighthood? I just couldn’t be bothered with the day out.

“I would if they sent it through the post or if it was delivered by a drone into the back garden.”

Although the singer songwriter is probably not at the top of the Queen’s priority list, he’ll have fallen even further down after his apparent snub. The star’s latest album

– which he released with his band the High Flying Birds, has just landed Noel the top spot in the album charts.

He said: “I’m on a better winning streak than Man City are at the minute.

“I’m actually on a par with Pep Guardiola. I’m a bit of a wizard, I often thought I was. I’ll see you at the top of the charts – this is where I f**king live!” KINKY Kelly McGregor has a huge bedroom mirror... just so she can watch herself getting SHAGGED.

The Stoke-on-Trent stunna can’t get enough of watching a man thrusting into her – and she reckons fellas try harder when they see her 32DD knockers bouncing up and down.

Kelly, 29, also admitted she’s a huge fan of one particular fancy mirror and explained her saucy bedroom set-up is ideal to watch all the action.

She said: “I’ve got a mirror that swivels around in my room, so if I’m feeling a bit kinky I’ll turn it to face us in action.

“I love watching myself having sex and most guys like it, too.

“I can see them watching my big boobs bounce up and down.

“And 69s are great, too! It’s fun when you’re both being pleasured at the same time. It’s a real turn-on.”