Firefighters called in to help sex toy cock up

A MAN had an eyewatering start to 2018 after getting a sex toy stuck on his willy.

Firefighters faced a delicate six-hour job trying to prise the two-inch-wide ring from his genitals.

Two fire crews helped to remove the band at Ipswich Hospital in the early hours of Saturday morning.

Firefighters from Ipswich East station were called to the accident and emergency department at 12.35am.

Four hours later, at about 4.15am, they called for assistance from colleagues at Princes Street station.

A spokesman for Suffolk Fire and Rescue Service said: “Our crews were called for assistance by the East of England Ambulance Service.

“They attended Ipswich Hospital in the early hours of Saturday morning and removed a large ring from the base of a man’s penis.

“Having successfully extricated the ring from its entanglement, both crews returned to their respective station by about 6.40am.

“It is not known if the patient required any further medical assistance.” AFTER a meal, a Burmese python’s heart grows by 40 per cent NAUGHTY Nickie Ann says she’s up for trying absolutely ANYTHING in the bedroom – as long as it leaves her SATISFIED.

Nickie, 26, from Blackpool, wants to try out every sex position there is and also wants to experiment with every sex toy she can get her hands on.

The open-minded babe boasts a 32E chest and explained: “To be honest, I’m pretty much up for anything.

“I’ll try it all at least once because how else do you know you don’t like something?

“I want to try out every position and use toys in different ways to really see what’s great.

“I use sex toys all the time during sex. It makes it much more fun.

“I find that it can really spice up a relationship and add something a bit different to normal sex!”