GAME OF MOANS!
Sex toy fans love dildo shaped like TV series sword
FANTASY drama fans are buzzing about a brand new Game of
Thrones- inspired SEX TOY. Although most followers of the HBO fantasy show can’t wait for the next series, GeekySexToys.com are helping them fill a hole – thanks to a new sex aid.
Their grey dildo is based on Jon Snow’s sword Longclaw, but the blade on their adult device resembles a COCK.
Appropriately named ‘Game of Moans – Long Shaft’, the 6.5ins plastic member is fashioned on Longclaw, the Valerian steel sword owned by 31-year-old Kit Harrington’s character in the drama.
It also features a direwolf on the top of the grey rod and a sturdy handle for a steady grip.
And the sword even has lifelike veins and lumps on it to make it more knob-like.
Shaft
The product description reads: “Have you been dreaming of a long, thick shaft? Then this dildo sword will fulfil your fantasy.
“You know nothing until you’ve experienced orgasmic sensations with this dildo sword.
“The sword’s hilt also allows for maximum penetration and pleasure.”
Priced at £85 fans of the TV series can now enjoy some private time with their favourite character’s weapon.
And if you’re not a Game of Thrones nut there’s plenty of other options on the Aussie firm’s website.
They also flog vibrators with heads shaped into Star Wars characters – including Darth Vadar and R2-D2, as well as light-up lightsabre vibes for those wanting to embrace the dark side.
And for anal fiends, there’s a Power Rangers range called ‘The Mighty Moaning Anal Rangers’.