Fat lass wants to shag me!


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SOME­ONE sent me a mys­tery card last week. I thought it was a girl at work who posted it, as she’s al­ways talk­ing about f**king me. She’s got big tits and looks like she’d be a right laugh in the bed­room.

When I asked her she laughed and said no, it was a girl from ac­counts – who is al­most 17 stone!

She’s re­ally not my cup of tea, but I started to think, any port in a storm and all that. And press­ing the flesh has got to beat wank­ing, right?

Any­way, I ended up spunk­ing all over this fat bird’s tits in the of­fice the other night af­ter a great spot of mo­tor­boat­ing to warm her up.

I haven’t f**ked her yet but she gives great oral. Should I do it?

GW, South Wales

Bexi says…

I THINK you al­ready know the an­swer.

Now you’d best get crack­ing! I WORK as a porter in a high-class store in the posh part of Lon­don. I’m just a straight, or­di­nary guy, aged 30, try­ing to get by and I don’t do badly where women are con­cerned.

One day two gor­geous women – one Aussie and the other a Swede – came in and said they’d no­ticed me and thought how hunky I looked.

They said that one of the counter girls had told them where I hung out and they’d come along to get to know me bet­ter.

With that one of the girls bent over the counter and pulled her pants and tights down and told me to f**k her!

I’m not one to pass up an op­por­tu­nity like that when it’s of­fered on a plate.

So, no prob­lem. The other girl watched ev­ery­thing as I took the first girl from be­hind – slowly at first and then with great gusto be­fore I shot my load deep in­side her hot slit.

She was say­ing all sorts, Swedish, while I shagged her. in

When I’d fin­ished, and she’d al­most brought the house down with her screams of de­light, the Aussie got to work.

She’d been idly stroking her pussy lips and fid­dling with her clit as I shafted the Swede and she said: “Now it’s my turn.”

She dropped to her knees and took my cock, still damp with Swedish fanny bat­ter, into her mouth for a lin­ger­ing blowjob.

When it was all over I was stunned, but they in­sisted they’d be back for more.

Now I do them in my morn­ing break ev­ery Wed­nes­day and Fri­day.

Some­times I shag the Aussie and get a Swedish blowjob – and then some­times it’s the other way round.

They are loaded and want me to tag along on a ski­ing hol they’ve planned.

Should I go?

Bexi says…

DP, Mid­dle­sex WHAT are you wait­ing for? Go and pack your ski gear now!

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