RETIRED Glenn Hardacre says he hasn’t had sex for years – but stunning beauty Lynsey Atkinson never fails to cause a stir in his pants.
Glenn, 72, from Shrewsbury, reckons 28-year-old babe Lynsey, from Clacton, Essex, is the perfect woman and he can’t stop ogling her 34DD boobs.
He said: “I’ve been retired ten years now, that’s when I first started reading the Sport.
“And I tell you what, they’ve been the best ten years I’ve had!
“There’s tons of fitties in the pages of the Sport but Lynsey is my favourite.
“She always gets me going, even when I didn’t think I had anything left in me!”