AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I WENT to a 21st birthday bash in a nightclub and ended up having it off with the DJ, even though he’s only 23 and I’m a 40-year-old woman.

He was playing all this modern dance crap that sounded like someone was banging a load of dustbin lids together.

I asked him to play Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye and the dirty little bugger said he could give me some real sexual healing if I came out to his car after the bash.

I was feeling really horny by the end of the night and decided to take him up on his offer.

I gasped when he took his huge knob out, but I still managed to suck it dry and take it in both holes in the back of his car in the car park. Now I’m feeling guilty because I’m happily married. What do you think? KH, Teesside WELL, it doesn’t sound like you are happily married to me. I’M a 26-year-old single bloke and I was working late in the office one night recently when I had the urge to have a wank.

I logged on to a porn site and ogled busty girls indulging in lesbo sex while I idly played with my semi-hard tool.

Suddenly, in walked the boss. She’s a looker in her 30s and although I tried to hide what I was doing, she said: “Who’s a naughty boy, then?”

With that she grabbed my tool with a well-manicured hand and started to wank me off. With her other hand, she loosened her blouse and let her tits spill out.

She told me to suck her nipples hard, so I did. Then she let go of my dick, turned and bent over the desk and dropped her skirt and panties.

I plugged her love tunnel until she had a massive orgasm. But the next day, she gave me a bollocking for watching porn. I can’t work it out. FC, Glasgow SHE’S just covering herself with her bosses, so get stuck in again.