Midweek Sport

Bonking mum and daughter has put my life in danger!

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I’M in hiding at the moment, so please don’t print my address or my girlfriend and her mum will be round to tear my testicles off. I’ve been a bit of a naughty lad. I have been giving them both a length without either of them realising it. I’m 20 and pretty good at pulling women. I’ve had dozens, but this latest girl is absolutely stunning. She’s 18 and from a nice family. She was proud to be a virgin and I was chuffed too, since I’d never met one before. Anyway, with all my charms and chat, it wasn’t long before her virginity was history – a party, an overnight stay at her mate’s house and, well, you can guess how it went.

She must have had a lot of sexual frustratio­n pent up because when we lay on the bed she was all over me within minutes.

She literally tore off my jeans and pulled me to her. Despite all my experience, it was all I could do to stop myself peaking too soon.

We did it a couple more times, taking it slowly, then nodded off.

In the morning, she started to panic that her mum would know straight away what she’d been up to.

I said I would swear nothing happened and took her home. When I met her mum – her dad’s always abroad – I was the model gentleman.

In fact, her mum was so impressed with me she invited me to dinner the next Sunday, which went great, except I found myself talking more to her than to her daughter.

I knew what was going to happen when I called round midweek when my girlfriend was at college.

We were undressed and deep in the throes of passion on the living room floor inside 10 minutes, her proving as fit as her daughter but with an even greater hunger.

I went on seeing both of them for a month – mum giving me the sexual release she thought I needed since her girl was, she thought, a virgin.

How they found out I don’t know. The first I knew was when I got a threat of a severe working over from her dad, who it seems is an ex-con.

Help! John L, address witheld

Dani says…

SPEND some time abroad yourself!

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