AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I WAS at my local swimming pool the other day when I bumped into this busty blonde. I was doing the backstroke and she was doing the butterfly.

I apologised and we got chatting. I couldn’t take my eyes off her massive tits and she reached down and gave my throbbing cock a squeeze before leading me to the deep end.

The pool was deserted and she asked me to give her one. I eased her swimsuit to the side and knobbed her in front of the “no petting” sign.

We were at it for a good five minutes and just about managed to avoid being caught by the lifeguard.

She now wants to meet on a regular basis for some pool sex. I’m not sure, as I think we could get caught.

What should I do? TF, Hants JUST keep your eyes peeled as you do your lengths while slipping her a length. I’VE only ever had a passing interest in computers until I saw an ad for courses at my community centre and decided to go along to try to get some experience that would help me get a new job.

I’d expected the tutor to be a nerdy, bespectacled boffin – but I was amazed to find that she was a brunette who favoured short, tight skirts and white blouses.

I made slow progress because I was transfixed by her body rather than my screen.

I also started having problems with my mouse – the one in my trousers, that is. It swelled at the merest sight of her sexy stocking tops.

She tried to encourage me and we stayed behind after lessons, where she played with my mouse until it was a rampant rabbit.

But when I tried to shag her, my rabbit turned into a mouse again. She said I was lacking in RAM.

Is that a technical term, as I didn’t like to ask her? BT, Berks LOG on to the Internet and order a Viagra upgrade.