Midweek Sport

Falling off my bike got me a far more satisfying ride!

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MY daughter introduced me to her mate from university. She’s 21 and blonde with a massive pair of tits.

As soon as I saw her I wanted to knob her, but I controlled my urges for the sake of my daughter.

A few days later I saw this girl in town and she asked if I fancied a drink. As we were chatting, she told me she loved sex and asked if I was up for no-strings fun.

I couldn’t resist and we went back to her flat. She had my cock out in an instant and took me to the back of her throat.

I grabbed her tits as she sampled my love juice and later on I returned the favour and licked out her soaking fanny.

She got so turned on that she demanded that I bone her doggy-style on the couch. It was brilliant.

I now want to leave my wife and move in with her. Do you think I should? PF, Durham NO. You would just be making a fool of yourself. I AM a 28-year-old bloke with normal sexual appetites. But I have to tell you about my first kinky experience.

I am a member of the local dramatic society and the director is a woman in her early 30s with a fantastic figure.

Trouble is she’s a lesbian, so I was surprised when she invited me to her place for drinks after a rehearsal.

When we arrived she wasted no time in preliminar­ies and peeled off her T-shirt and jeans to reveal her great body.

As my knob stiffened she handed me a condom and I wondered what would happen next.

I soon found out. She turned round, bent over the sofa, presented her perfect arse to me and told me to bum her!

I hesitated for about two seconds before plunging my todger deep into her dirtbox for a most satisfying bonk.

Should I be ashamed? HR, Stratford-upon-Avon NO, you’re just an opportunis­t. I’M a 20-year-old bloke and the other day I was flung off my bike when I swerved violently to avoid two small children in the road.

I wasn’t badly hurt, just stunned, and a Good Samaritan helped me up off the tarmac.

It was only after I had dusted myself off that I realised what a stunner she was – in her mid-30s with a great figure.

Her first words were: “You poor thing. Fancy a brew to help you recover?”

Her flat was nearby and two minutes after she disappeare­d into the kitchen she returned topless!

I couldn’t believe my luck as she sat me on the sofa, moved her hand to my growing bulge and expertly set my knob free before getting to work with her lips.

She sucked and licked my shaft until I was close to exploding, then said: “Shag me doggy-style.”

Needless to say, I rammed her good and hard until we both climaxed together.

Now I call round every night, but I think my mum’s getting suspicious.

Should I tell her? BW, Lancs NAH, not if you don’t want to. Just carry on riding two bikes in one day!

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