Football girls lost on pitch but got result in showers

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Dear Sam,

I PLAY for an all-girl football team and after a disastrous performance the other week we were ticked off by our manager for losing to our bitter local rivals. We were feeling very depressed as we trooped to the showers. But our misery turned to joy when we discovered the groundsman, who’s a strapping young six footer, singing his heart out as he scrubbed his tackle. He didn’t notice us at first and almost died of shock when our goalkeeper made a grab for him. He desperately tried to avoid getting an erection but within seconds his magnificent tool was sticking up like a corner flag. As the blood pumped through his throbbing dick, one of our defenders did a superb sliding tackle and took the soapy weapon deep into her mouth. When she finally pulled her head away, she told him to go straight for her six-yard box. He rode her like a stallion as the rest of us cheered, then one of the other girls was sent on to take her place as a substitute.

A few of the girls on the team are dykes or swing both ways, but even they were so turned on that they started getting it on with each other in the corner of the showers, pleasuring each other with busy fingers and tongues.

That in turn only served to get our man of the match even more excited and he made it clear he wanted to be seen as a team player.

We soon had our hunk begging for mercy, but we were determined not to let him go until we’d all orgasmed one way or another and we tested his stamina to the limit.

Only then did we finally blow the whistle and allow him to sink exhausted to the tiled floor! JJ, South Yorks

Sam says…

IT’S not often that an entire team scores!

Dear Sam,

I WENT with my sister to a club where there was a male stripper performing.

After the show, lots of girls got pictured with the hunk. As I sat on his lap I felt his hard cock, so I slipped him my phone number.

Half-an-hour later he was knocking at my door and I answered in just bra and knickers.

He was on to me like a fox on a rabbit and pushed me quickly onto my knees, before thrusting his tool into my eager mouth.

I sucked on him, bringing him to the brink before offering him my pussy. But he seemed more interested in his own pleasure than mine and quickly withdrew after spurting.

I found out later my sister had also given him her number and he’d gone from my place to hers for the same thing.

I feel like a tramp. Do you agree? ML, Southend

Sam says…

NO, but if you indulge in casual sex you can’t complain when a fella treats you like that.

Dear Sam,

I RECENTLY bought a new car for me and the missus and I was surprised to find my wife getting horny as we drove away from the showroom.

She said the new car smell was turning her on, as was the feel of the leather upholstery rubbing on her bare legs.

She hitched up her skirt to reveal her moist and naked pussy.

I could hardly contain my eight-inch gearstick in my pants as she fingered herself while I watched out of the corner of my eye.

We found the nearest secluded car park and had the best sex we’ve ever had in our 12 years of marriage.

I took her in the front and back seats, only stopping to regain my hardness after shooting my load time and again.

My wife kept screaming for more and she must have orgasmed at least five times before we collapsed on the back seat totally exhausted.

Now she wants us to go dogging in the new car.

What do you think? PT, Leeds

Sam says…

You might want to get some covers for the car seats if you do.