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I’m bedding brother’s hot nymphomani­ac ex

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Dear Kelly,

MY ex-sister-in-law is a nympho – and I love her for it! We have always got on very well and when my brother divorced her a few years ago I kept in touch, doing odd jobs for her. A couple of months ago I was in a pub with pals from a new company I was working for when she walked in and my mates, who didn’t know her connection with me, were all laughing and saying how they had all shagged her.

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Apparently she came into their pub a lot, liked a drink and often picked up a fella for a screw.

They said she’d been doing that for years, so I thought it was now wonder that her marriage to my brother hit the rocks.

I felt a bit sick for him, but then, I’d known that he was always putting it about a bit and I’d often been asked to cover up for him when he’d brought a woman home to my place.

At that point I had never had a sexual relationsh­ip with her, even though I had always secretly fancied the arse off her.

When she spotted us, she came over and I ended up going home with her in a taxi. I told her what my pals had said in the boozer and asked if it was true, and she confessed that she was a sex maniac.

First I kissed her and felt her tits, and then I stuck my hand up her skirt.

She parted her legs so I could ease aside her knickers and slip a couple of fingers into her.

When the taxi pulled up I paid the driver and we ran into the house and straight up to bed, where I was soon shagging the arse off her.

She was amazing as she clawed my back, and in the frenzy I soon shot my load. But she was far from done, and turned me over so she could ride me until she climaxed with a scream. Do you think this girl is a slut?

BY, East London

Kelly says…

NO, she just likes large helpings of sex.

Dear Kelly,

I’M a 22-year-old customer assistant with a fairly big firm and I recently moved into a house with two other girls.

I get on well with both of them but the older one, a stunning blonde, has developed an unhealthy fascinatio­n with my 36D boobs.

She’s got less up top than I have and often comes into the bathroom to gaze at me in the shower on the pretext of asking me some irrelevant question.

Now she’s started fondling them, just walking up while I’m drying myself and stroking them.

I’m pretty sure she’s not a lesbo because she has got a hunk of a fella and I often hear them at it all night, but I don’t know what to do about her.

GT, Middlesex

Kelly says…

LOCK the bathroom door, unless you like it!

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