How can I get to drill my sexy new den­tist?

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I’VE al­ways been afraid of go­ing to the den­tist’s but now I just can’t stay away from the bloody place.

The rea­son for this is be­cause I’ve fallen for the new tooth doc­tor in our lo­cal precinct.

She’s blonde and curvy, and the mo­ment I set eyes on her I wanted to drill her.

As I sat in the chair she set about my gnash­ers like she re­ally en­joyed dol­ing out the pain and as I yelped in pain she filled my gob with metal.

I had this idea that in her pri­vate time she was a bit of a dom­i­na­trix, dress­ing in PVC and whip­ping mens’ knobs.

Any­way, once it was all over I was off home and yank­ing one off the wrist.

Since then I’ve been back com­plain­ing of toothache at ev­ery op­por­tu­nity.

The up­side is that she brushes her big tits across my face as she delves deep into my cav­i­ties.

What makes it worse is I pay for my treat­ment and it’s cost­ing me a for­tune. Am I do­ing this right?

AP, via e-mail

Ash­leigh says…

WHY not just ask her out for a drink? If you carry on like this she’ll have all your teeth re­placed and you won’t be able to af­ford to take her any­where.

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