How can I get to drill my sexy new dentist?
I’VE always been afraid of going to the dentist’s but now I just can’t stay away from the bloody place.
The reason for this is because I’ve fallen for the new tooth doctor in our local precinct.
She’s blonde and curvy, and the moment I set eyes on her I wanted to drill her.
As I sat in the chair she set about my gnashers like she really enjoyed doling out the pain and as I yelped in pain she filled my gob with metal.
I had this idea that in her private time she was a bit of a dominatrix, dressing in PVC and whipping mens’ knobs.
Anyway, once it was all over I was off home and yanking one off the wrist.
Since then I’ve been back complaining of toothache at every opportunity.
The upside is that she brushes her big tits across my face as she delves deep into my cavities.
What makes it worse is I pay for my treatment and it’s costing me a fortune. Am I doing this right?
AP, via e-mail
WHY not just ask her out for a drink? If you carry on like this she’ll have all your teeth replaced and you won’t be able to afford to take her anywhere.