Cock­less Brit’s bionic John­son

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A BRI­TISH man who was born with­out a pe­nis is prepar­ing to have sex for the first time af­ter be­ing fit­ted with a bionic cock.

An­drew War­dle, 44, un­der­went the fi­nal stage of his £50,000 op­er­a­tion last week and has been given the all-clear to go ahead and pop his cherry.

As a test run, the Manch­ester-born fella will have an erec­tion for the next 10 days be­fore his im­plant is de­flated.

Doc­tors told An­drew he must then wait six weeks be­fore he can lose his vir­gin­ity with long-term girl­friend, Fe­dra Fabian.

How­ever, he can’t wait to get his metal rod up and said: “I’m ex­cited that I can move on now.

“I think hav­ing sex for the first time is more of a big deal for ev­ery­one else than it is for me.

“I’ve coped with not hav­ing sex. It will take me a while to get in the swing of things.

“I’m like the bionic man now – I will even be able to per­form if I am drunk.”

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