Cockless Brit’s bionic Johnson
A BRITISH man who was born without a penis is preparing to have sex for the first time after being fitted with a bionic cock.
Andrew Wardle, 44, underwent the final stage of his £50,000 operation last week and has been given the all-clear to go ahead and pop his cherry.
As a test run, the Manchester-born fella will have an erection for the next 10 days before his implant is deflated.
Doctors told Andrew he must then wait six weeks before he can lose his virginity with long-term girlfriend, Fedra Fabian.
However, he can’t wait to get his metal rod up and said: “I’m excited that I can move on now.
“I think having sex for the first time is more of a big deal for everyone else than it is for me.
“I’ve coped with not having sex. It will take me a while to get in the swing of things.
“I’m like the bionic man now – I will even be able to perform if I am drunk.”