STACEY: SEX WITH ME IS BORING!

TV PRESENTER Stacey Solomon reckons that SEX with her is BORING. Stacey, 28, revealed that she only knows two positions in bed – and that if she ever made a sex tape, it would bore people to tears. The outspoken reality TV star is currently loved up with Joe Swash, 36, and revealed that Love Island got her thinking about how dull their sex life is. She revealed: “The reverse cowgirl, doggy and wheelbarrow… while watching ‘sex charades’ on Love Island earlier this week, I realised that I would have failed a sex position exam had there been one at school – I only knew two!

“Plenty of women – Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, I’m looking at you – have launched their multi-million pound careers off the back of a sex tape.

“Each to their own, I suppose, but I honestly couldn’t think of anything worse.

“If I made a sex tape it would be the most boring video ever made.

“Gemma Collins said that she’s made a sex tape and, for the right price, (a cool £1 million), she’d let the world see it.

“When I was asked, ‘ Would you ever make a sex tape Stacey?’ (yes that actually happened. I know, what is the world coming to?) my initial reaction was ‘ew!’, ‘urgh!, ‘ why?’, accompanied by some serious facial distortions.

“The thought of anyone seeing me at my most intimate, in fact even the thought of just me seeing me, makes my whole body shudder.”

TOWIE star Gemma has revealed she’s got a homemade porno that she’s ready to flog for an eye-watering £1million, though there has been no news of any takers as yet.

However, it seems if Stacey ever got jiggy in front of the camera, it would hardly be worth it.