Ebay bans 6yo burger

AN online auction for a six-year-old McDonald’s burger and fries has been shut down by eBay after bids reached over £100.

Dave Alexander listed the historic cheeseburger meal on the site with a series of pictures showing how little it had changed over the years.

The farmer, from Ontario, purchased the meal on June 7, 2012, as an experiment into McDonald’s food and claims it never rots.

He told a local radio station: “I had heard rumours about these things not going bad.

“We live on a farm, and things that we grow here go bad regularly and I thought it was an urban legend.”

But eBay has now pulled the advert from its site because it violates its food policy, which requires all food to have a “clearly marked expiration or use by date”. KINKY Krystal Webb loves giving out some tender loving care to men’s COCKS – and will happily nurse a rock-hard member back to full health.

Krystal, 30, from Birmingham, says there’s nothing better than using her mouth to pleasure her fella.

And she is more than happy to tend to his balls too.

The 30G brunette beauty says she does enjoy a man returning the favour, but she gets more turned on feeling a penis fill up her mouth.

Curvy Krystal said: “When it comes to oral sex, I honestly prefer giving to receiving.

“I like having a guy’s balls in my mouth, too. They really get off on it.

“Don’t get me wrong, I love it when a guy goes down on me, but it just pleases me more to know he’s feeling good.”

And Krystal added: “I really like giving blowjobs. There’s something sexy about having a guy’s dick in my mouth. “I can’t put my finger on why I like it so much, but it’s really

hot.”