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Horny babe begged me to shag her porno style

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Dear Bexi,

I’M a 20-year-old handyman and still live at home with my mum and dad. Last month my parents went on holiday and left me in charge of our home. They said if I needed anything, or ran into any problems, to call on the neighbours. They’re a married couple in their thirties and have only been living next to us for a few months. The wife is a horny-looking piece, always wearing tight tops and figurehugg­ing jeans or short skirts. One afternoon I knocked off work early and came home to settle down to watch a few porn vids.

Screaming

I had the volume up quite high and can’t have heard the knocking on our back door.

When the living-room door opened and the wife next door popped her head round the door, I was fully aroused with my cock in my hand.

She said she’d heard screaming coming from our house and wondered if everything was OK.

Then she smiled and said she could see it was.

Then, to my surprise, she said there was no need to stop on her behalf and that she also enjoyed watching porn.

She sat down and asked if she could watch the porno with me.

I still had my cock in my hand and she told me to keep on wanking. She then took my hand and put it on her fanny.

I slid my fingers up her crack and she grabbed my tool and started to pull me off.

Next she bent over the couch and told me to f**k her hard, just like the porno on TV.

She had a lovely tight pussy and after a few minutes I was ready to spunk. She eased me out and took my cock in her mouth and swallowed every last drop.

This went on for two very horny weeks. But now my folks are back from holiday and we’re having trouble hooking up for sex. What do you suggest?

PD, Manchester

Bexi says…

YOU’LL have to go outdoors, or maybe you could get a place of your own.

Bexi says…

ACCEPT it as a one-off and get on with your life.

Dear Bexi,

I HAVE been with my wife for 10 years and we have a pretty normal sex life.

But completely out of the blue, she has now turned round and asked if we could organise an ORGY.

We are both fairly attractive and in our mid 30s. I really want to make her happy and I will go along with her adventurou­s plans.

But does this mean that I don’t satisfy her? I am frightened to death that she might get her hands on a bigger cock and decide she prefers it to mine. Help!

BL, Birmingham

Bexi says…

WHY not try a threesome – with another girl – first. It might just scratch your wife’s itch. Dear Bexi, ME and the missus enjoy a great sex life. I’m 25 and she’s 42, but the big age difference has never mattered to us as much as it seems it does to others.

One of her favourites is to go out into the country for a frantic f**k.

She gets a big thrill from me shafting her hard on the back seat while clearly in view of other people parked close by.

And she loves it even more when we get down and dirty in a secluded spot in a nature park.

She also likes me to fiddle with her fanny while fingering her arse.

Recently, she’s started to buy porn mags and enjoys looking at them while I shag her from behind.

I find this is a huge turn-on for me too and I give her a good pounding before unleashing my man muck deep inside her.

But after looking at one mag recently, the missus suggested we try a golden shower.

I wasn’t keen at all – and when she straddled me and played with herself while unleashing a hot stream, I was disgusted.

Now we’ve not had sex for ages and I don’t know what to do. PB, Norfolk

Bexi says…

EXPLAIN your feelings – then take her for a ride in the country.

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