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I feel sorry for pal whose wife I’m giving a seeing-to

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Dear Sam,

A FRIEND recently confided in me that his missus was off sex and he has not shagged her for six months. I’ve known her for years and even though she’s 40, she’s still got a great body, with huge tits and a curvy arse. I must admit that she has caused a bit of a stirring in my boxers a few times when I’ve seen her. And I really couldn’t fathom out why someone with such a sexy body would not want to show off her assets in the bedroom. Anyway, the other day I saw her in the grocer’s store talking to a couple of lads who work there. One dashed out back laughing to the other, saying he was going to give her a good seeing-to. When she saw me in the shop she blushed, as it was pretty obvious I had heard what was going on, but she still followed the other lad out back. The remaining lad then told me it was common knowledge that my pal’s wife puts it about a bit. He told me his mate often boasted how he had spent the afternoon shagging the arse off her. I could feel myself getting hard as I listened to all the dirty things he’d heard she’d done. A couple of days later I got a shock when she came knocking at my door pleading with me not to tell her fella what I’d seen and heard.

I assured her that I wouldn’t and invited her in for a cup of coffee.

We chatted for a bit and it seemed to me she still wasn’t convinced that I’d keep my mouth shut about her affairs behind my pal’s back.

She came and sat next to me with pleading eyes and the next thing I knew I was kissing her and my dick was rock-hard as I fondled her huge tits.

Fingers

I soon had my hand up her skirt and a couple of fingers inside her thong and was sliding them in and out of her wet minge.

It was clear she was gagging for it, so I pushed her back on the couch with her legs over my shoulders and slid my thick cock all the way up her.

The more she moaned, the more I f**ked her and we did it all ends up. I gave her one from behind, I lapped at her dripping fanny as she sucked my helmet in a 69 position, then came over her face after a tit-wank.

Now I feel sorry for her husband and I promised myself that I wouldn’t be tempted to indulge in any more sexual activities with her.

But it hasn’t turned out that way. Last week I went round to see my pal and she ended up giving me a gobble while he was upstairs asleep in bed.

As if that’s not enough, now there is an added complicati­on to deal with. She has promised to drop the grocer boy and anyone else she’s been shagging if I agree to keep on f**king her.

I’m in a real quandary about what to do next. What do you think I should do?

TK, Wilts

Sam says…

YOUR cock is ruling your brain. Tell your pal to ditch his cheating wife.

Dear Sam,

MY driving instructor is dead fit. She’s 39 and I’m 18, but there was a chemistry between us as soon as I got behind the wheel.

On my first lesson she looked great in a short skirt and a tight top that showed off a cracking pair of tits.

She suggested a drive out of town. We parked in a country lane so I could have a go at three-point turns. I did a couple and she said: “You deserve a kiss for doing so well.”

As we were snogging, she started to feel my growing cock.

She reclined her seat and I slipped off her knickers. Then I lifted her top and sucked on her tits as I fingered her soaking pussy to orgasm.

On my next lesson I eased myself up her love-hole. I pulled out just before I climaxed and shot my load all over those sensationa­l tits of hers.

My driving – and also my shagging – is coming on a treat, but she says I’m ready to take my driving test.

But I don’t want give up my lessons and I think I’ll try to fail so that I can carry on shagging. What do you think?

DV, Northants

Sam says…

DON’T foul up your test, it’s a life lesson. And go and use your experience on someone your own age.

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