Plants and blonde got a good hosing!
Dear Bexi,
I’M 19 and have always been quite fascinated by much older women.
A few weeks ago I was in my local having a few jars when I noticed an attractive brunette alone at the bar.
I offered her a drink and we chatted for a while before ending up at her place for a few more drinks.
She told me she was a divorcee of 46, but she didn’t look it.
This MILF had massive 34EE tits, which I simply couldn’t wait to get my gob round.
She got out my raging hard shaft and began sucking until I blew my load in her face.
Then she grabbed my hand and led me to the bedroom.
The cougar threw me on the bed and stood over me, frigging her wet pussy.
Then she jumped on top of me and went for gold as she rode my rod.
She came a staggering four times – in just 20 minutes.
And she brought me hard again in no time with a sloppy old tit-wank and some expert oral – and then demanded it from me doggystyle.
My older lover has offered me money to do her regularly.
Should I go for it? BT, east Midlands
Bexi says…
YOU’D be a fool to miss out.
Dear Bexi
I WAS spraying my back garden plants with my hosepipe when the woman next door came up for a chat over the hedge.
She’s a decent-looking blonde and in great shape for her age – in the mid-forties – with a lovely pair of boobs.
The sun was shining straight through her skirt and I could see she didn’t have any knickers on.
I started to get hard and by accident let go of the hosepipe which drenched her.
Her clothes clung to her and I could see her big nipples pushing through her top and neatly-trimmed bush through her sopping skirt.
Licking
By then there was no hiding my raging hard-on and she asked if I’d like to spray her with anything else, the saucy old mare!
In my haste to get my hands on her, I trampled my best plants – but that’s another story.
Before I knew it she’d got her mouth round my bellend and was licking it with her tongue.
I was gripping at her boobs and arse with my hungry hands and slowly worked my fingers into her dripping pussy.
She then took her mouth off my cock, lay back on the grass and invited me in.
So I was soon pounding away like a runaway train, and she was chuffing away, having orgasm after orgasm by this time.
I finally pulled out and let off the lot – all over her face.
The trouble was that I’d forgotten to turn off the hosepipe and somehow it had angled itself to spray into her back door and flooded the bloody kitchen. Now she won’t talk to me. What shall I do? PN, Lancs
Bexi says…
BEST keep your hosepipe in your own garden in future.
Dear Bexi,
LAST week a car crashed into mine on a quiet country lane.
The woman in the other car was a stunna with a cracking figure.
As we waited for help, she suggested a quick shag to pass the time.
As I was about to come she made me admit the accident was my fault – and now she’s landed me with a massive bill.
What can I do? PG, Kent
Bexi says…
PAY up.