MINGE-A TUR­TLE! Docs find rep­tile stuck up lady’s CHUFF

Midweek Sport - - HOT N HORNDY -

A WOMAN in agony was found by doc­tors to have a TUR­TLE in her vag­ina.

She was rushed to hos­pi­tal af­ter af­ter ex­pe­ri­enc­ing “se­vere ab­dom­i­nal pains”.

That was where medics made the shock­ing dis­cov­ery af­ter an in­ti­mate ex­am­i­na­tion of her pri­vate parts.

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