Wanker starts fight in woods

Midweek Sport - - HOT N HORNDY -

A BLOKE who told po­lice he just wanted “alone time” to mas­tur­bate in the woods has been charged with in­de­cent ex­po­sure.

Ken­ton Shaull, 55, ad­mit­ted to po­lice he was “jerk­ing off” along a winder­ness trail but found him­self “tus­sling” with a man who took of­fence to his ac­tions.

The in­ci­dent oc­curred about on Satur­day evening when po­lice call­ers re­ported a naked man fight­ing some­one.

When of­fi­cers ar­rived at the scene, they heard “crash­ing” com­ing from a ditch and found two men – Shaull, who ap­peared to have a blood­ied mouth, and a 42-year-old man – both cov­ered in mud and dirt, court records say.

When a cop asked Shaull what hap­pened, he al­legedly shouted: “He found me with my cock in my hand, jerk­ing off, and kicked my balls.”

He con­tended that he never had any “alone time” and said that while he walked on the trail, he found a pri­vate lo­ca­tion and be­gan “jerk­ing off”.

The other man told an of­fi­cer that he and his wife saw Shaull mas­tur­bat­ing above the Lake Wilder­ness Trail about 20 miles south­east of Seat­tle, in Wash­ing­ton state, and so he hit him and placed him in a choke hold.

Shaull al­legedly said: “Bro, cut me some slack, I was just in the woods mas­tur­bat­ing, mind­ing my own busi­ness”.

He also claimed he was “just a guy try­ing to take care of his needs”.

It later tran­spired that Shaull has been pre­vi­ously con­victed of in­de­cent ex­po­sure.

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