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MY wife and I are both in our early 50s and we’ve always enjoyed a pretty “normal” sex life.
But recently she’s been suggesting some filthy things to do in the bedroom.
The other day I came home from work to find her wearing an all-in-one PVC suit with just her tits and fanny on show.
To be honest, the sight of her 15-stone figure in that get-up put me right off my dinner.
How do I break it to my wife that her new-found kinkiness is doing absolutely nothing for me, sexually? HK, Glocs
DON’T be such a bloody old prude! Why don’t you just give it a try? You may be in for a pleasant surprise, and quite enjoy it.
I WAS round at my mate’s house the other day and he made a cup of soup for his new girlfriend.
He’s only just met her and she’s a right cracker – she’s a busty blonde with long legs and big, cock-sucking lips.
So he called me in to the kitchen and said: “Watch this,” as he stirred the lukewarm soup with his cock!
Then he winked at me as his girl sipped at it and then gobbled it down all the way.
I don’t think this girl deserves this king of treatment and I reckon my pal’s a bit of a prick, to be honest with you.
Should I say something to his bird? EW, Bucks
HE is a prick – but don’t kid yourself that you’ll be spooning this girl if you tell her anything.
I CAN’T stop beating my meat off to porn.
I’ve ditched watching normal shows and films completely and now all I do is have my sausage in my hand when I come home from work and I either turn the laptop on or put my smart TV on a good porn site, and away I go.
Sometimes I’ll w*nk myself stupid until around 2am.
I’ve even missed days at work because I can’t stop bashing the bishop.
Is this normal? GW, Kent
NO, it’s about time you took yourself in hand…so to speak!