All pumped up for busty barmaid’s cocktail menu

WELCOME to the World famous Sport Agony page! No other newspaper’s agony aunts can offer the level of advice – or experience – than our own Agony Angels! This week BEXIE WILLIAMS has been reading through your letters. And here’s her advice for you…

Dear Bexie,

I RUN a nice country pub on my own, since my wife pissed off with a customer. I was devastated when she left, but that all changed when I took on a new barmaid. She’s a 30-year-old divorcee with a super figure and she just oozes sex appeal. Although I haven’t shagged her yet, I feel it’s only a matter of time as we’ve done just about everything else together. After we’ve locked up for the evening, I’ve sucked on her stunning 36DDs and she’s treated me to lots of slippery blowjobs. But she won’t – for the moment – go the whole hog.

Nipples

Last Saturday we had finally got all the punters out and began to collect the glasses when she said: “Sod this, let’s have a bit of fun.”

With that she took off her blouse and bra and began tweaking her nipples and dancing to a song that was playing on the pub’s PA system.

In no time she dropped her pants and began to finger herself which, needless to say, made me as horny as hell.

She athen lmost drove me wild as she bent over – still pushing her fingers in and out of her neatly-trimmed and, by then, sopping wet fanny.

I got a raging hard-on as I watched her teasing her swollen clit.

So I decided to join in the fun and whipped out my rock-hard eight-incher and began slowly jerking off.

She took my throbbing helmet between her hot lips, gently sucking me, and built up a rhythm, running the tip of her tongue over my bellend.

I could hold on no longer and I shot waves of hot spunk deep into her throat.

As I looked down at her she gulped, licked her lips and said: “That’s the best cocktail I’ve had all night!”

I was so turned on that I begged her to let me shag her – but she STILL refused. What I want to know is how long will I have to wait? Any idea? NG, East Midlands

Bexie says…

YOU should be asking her, not me. But I’ve a feeling she’s a prick-teaser who loves to hear you begging for it, sorry!