MAN CHOPS OFF MATE’S HEAD…AND TAKES IT TO COP SHOP
Nutter chops off mate’s head for shagging his mum
NEVER shag your best mate’s mum…or you may end up with your HEAD chopped off!
That’s exactly what happened to unfortunate Girish Patel who bragged about bonking Pashupati Khatri’s mother. Machete
Fuming Pashupati, 24, marched round to his 28-year-old pal’s house and, after a brief scuffle, whipped out a razor-sharp machete and hacked off Girish’s bonce.
Pashupati then calmly carried the severed head to a police station in Mandya, India, where he gave himself up.
Police spokesman Shiva Prakash Devaraju said: “This is the third instance of beheading we have had in the area in the past month. “It is getting beyond a joke. “All I can say to the residents is, please stop cutting off the heads.
“The paperwork is formidable.”
COP A LOAD OF THAT: Killer strolled into police station holding head