AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN AS­SO­CI­A­TION

Midweek Sport - - THE CRAZIEST VIRALS OUT THERE -

I’M a keen mem­ber of a cy­cling club and have en­joyed the com­pany of other mem­bers of the group – all like-minded men – on our jour­neys into the hills for sev­eral years.

Last month, after a com­mit­tee meet­ing last­ing all of five sec­onds, we ac­cepted two new re­cruits. Our new mem­bers are stun­ning 19-year-old girls with huge tits.

On their first ride, all the fel­las were stunned and dis­ap­pointed be­cause they ar­rived with a tan­dem and they re­fused to split up.

And I found out why when we went for an­other ride last week. I spent most of the trip pedalling be­hind them gaz­ing at the sight of their firm, sweaty ar­ses and wish­ing my face was their sad­dle.

I lusted after them all day and fan­ta­sised about hav­ing a three­some with them, so much so that I had an enor­mous stiffy when we stopped at a tea shop.

But what a dis­ap­point­ment I got when I went to the toi­let for a quick wank.

As I came out of the cu­bi­cle I spot­ted the pair of them at the back of the toi­let fin­ger­ing and lick­ing each other out.

They’re ob­vi­ously rav­ing les­bos. What a waste. ST, South Wales DON’T give up just yet. You never know, they could swing both ways. LT, Lancs HOLLY is tasty but you’ve got to be re­al­is­tic – shag the brunette.

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